Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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