this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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