Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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