yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
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note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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