dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
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I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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