I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
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It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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