At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
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i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
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I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
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