I wish I could punch you in the face.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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