For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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