Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
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My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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