there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
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Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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