Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
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Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
We left the knife in your bed.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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