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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
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YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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