Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
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I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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