arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
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If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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