So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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