That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
You were trust falling into bushes
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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