The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize