I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
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ttyl tear gas
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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