Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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