careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
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Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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