i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
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he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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