He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
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I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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