Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
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I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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