heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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