a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
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first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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