i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
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You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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