I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
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Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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