He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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