There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
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I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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