it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
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How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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