Me. At least after what I've been through.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
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Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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