all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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