I think my fart just growled at me.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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