found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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