He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
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You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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