I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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