have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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