Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I will be naked everywhere
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
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you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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