How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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