Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
did you just send me my own nude
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Randomize