don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
You have to summon your inner elephant
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We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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