Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
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My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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