You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
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The beers last night were like the tears from god
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
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I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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