My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
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so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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