this beer tastes like vomit already
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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