Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
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She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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