I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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