I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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