And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
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She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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